Viagra For Paupers

Tooper wonders if he is the only person, in these financially straightened times, who finds himself boring friends with his quirky money-saving ideas.

As someone who, on principle,  resents paying premium prices for branded products, Tooper has been turning his attentions to the high cost of Viagra and, in a spirit of consumer solidarity, shares with you some of his extensive research into some innovative alternatives.  In short, having found an online survey of the Sexiest 100 Turn-Ons, here are some of its daring and sometimes positively bizarre suggestions for kick-starting any seemingly disinterested libido.

Tooper has singled out some of it’s more surprising results:-

  • No   3 – Stubbleon a man though, right?
  • No  11 – Glimpse of Underwearalthough presumably not if you have to climb over someone’s garden fence to see it?
  • No  12 – Whipped Creamshow some restraint at Wimbledon, please!
  • No  23 – Seeing Her Blush does not work for strangers on the tube! (N.B. check spelling carefully – see No 88!)
  • No  42 – Clean Sheetsgirls, I’m guessing this depends on who’s doing the laundry?
  • No  46 – Dancingpresumably not the Macarena?
  • No  54 – Driving a scooter in a short skirtDavid Beckham does us guys no favours, does he?
  • No  60 – Skinny Dippingbut not on a family picnic (Scandinavians excepted, obviously) or when the temperature dips below freezing!
  • No  74 – Accents – German/Brummie, really?
  • No  76 – Washing The Car – but only if the person involved (dressed in the wet t-shirt and thong) is female, right?
  • No  88 – Natural Bushnot sure how, but don’t we seem to have veered into the gardening sector?
  • No  95 – Surprises – although presumably not including a bomb scare?
  • No  97 – Ice CubesI find a little prior warning helps!
  • No  98 – Open firesjust be sure the house has a chimney!

and finally …

  • No  99 – Men in Expensive Shoes – your man tottering around in your Minolo Blahnik’s/Jimmy Choo’s is a turn-on?  Who knew?