Maternity Madness

Commy is actually quite looking forward to his mid-life crisis.  Can there be any more perfect excuse for visiting lap dancing clubs…or blowing the kids college fund on fast cars and even faster women?

There is however, one point at which even he, draws the line.  If ever he is spotted stepping out of a tanning salon, sporting the mother and father of all mullets, with his shirt buttons undone to the navel and a medallion nestling in copious grey chest hair you have his full permission to put him out of his misery.

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